My girlfriend bought a huge jar of chocolate sauce for my Valentine's Day present. I'd taken her out that night and fed her full of grog and good food and took her home for a good root. She brought out the chocolate sauce but it was completely solid, so she staggered off to the microwave to warm it up while i stripped off. I was laying back in the bed with my tool sprung up in anticipation of being covered with chocolate and sucked clean. My girlfriend came in and started brushing on the chocolate until i started screaming in agony. The silly cow didnt check the temperature first and i walked around with a throbbing, burnt dick for a week!
(didn't happen to me)
posted by Mr. Wong @ 3:53 PM
1 Comments:
Not you then why post? LOLz... give wrong idea lah you... :P
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home