my adorable baby hamsters!
abt a month ago, i felt the need for some furry pals in my home. so i plotted with my bro to get one or two dwarf hammies. yeah but subject to my mum's approval. jus yesterday, my colleague passed me 2 cute lil adoloscent hamsters to me! well actually i was getting them from another colleague, n she was charging me 2 bucks each. -_- but turns out her fren wanted them so she prob gave them to her instead. my other colleague's hamster gave birth too so she offered them to me. foc. as i would if i were finding homes for the lil ones. unless im selling to petshop la! they make money from them anyways.
here's how they look! haven named them yet cos i cant really tell them apart. yet.
ahhh squish them!
din take more. my phone camera is blurry... blehs. but arent they so adorable? esp when they walk/waddle, their lil butts sway side to side. lol. i dunno their gender yet, part of me hope they r same sex, part of me wanna see them reproduce. arghhh. so sad that i cant see them 'grow up'! bahhhs. (actually i dun want them to)
Do I look fat in this?
Have your girlfriend ever ask you whether u look fat in this skirt/pants/dress/whatever? Normally, in order not to spoil the good sex u're going to have later on, the guy usually has to answer 'no, u look fine'.. How about this -> if a stranger(lady) comes up to u and ask u whether she looks fat in something (when it's a fucking obvious 'yes').. would u say 'yes'?
Since young, i always have a bad habit of criticising people, especially fat people. In secondary sch, we even give names to people who are fat. As the examples of the names that i give are too crude, i shall not reveal any of them. But guess what? im gettin fat myself now.
Let's not digress and go back to the topic. The video below shows the situation men are put in, i.e. awkward situation when they are asked the dreaded question:
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haven been writing anything. for a long long time. been a lazy bum, heehee. well, not exactly. was working as some admin temp, damn sian. try scanning documents non stop. best/worst thing is that i haven't alot of them to scan so in order to extend the amount of time i can work n earn money, i scan slowly n slack. its coming to an end soon, since the big boss found out my docs r almost finished. bleh. my supervisors r trying to let me stay a week more but i guess the big boss' say is final~
oh well im happy anyways. cant get along with some of my colleagues. i wonder y.. i think its jus me. saying the wrong things all the time, or not saying anything, or... i dunno. i guess im jus anti social or hard to get along with. bahhs. pple at my work place jus seem more reserved when they talk. unfriendly. doesnt help that im the only temp/intern there, the rest r contract or perm staff. i miss my sph days! pple made effort to know each other, esp the newcomers, n everyone was cheery n cracked lame jokes jus to keep each other entertained cos we r all in the same boring plight. oh well. i guess its because everyone was a temp staff too......
anyways. THANKS to everyone who remembered my officially-legal-day!the smses hugs calls pressies n fun. but 21, legal for what? i dunno. watched R21 shit before, nv voted for elections n not interested, uh im still living off my parents, im not a minor anymore, i feel too old to dress young, im v naggy, being 21 jus seem to have more downs than perks. like, im frigging old la. darn. @$#&$#
here's something kumar said at camp comedy. not v accurate cos its a 3rd time 'pass it down' to me by my colleague (n she wasnt sure of it too).
whats the diff between a guy n a gal peeing?
when girls pee, u hear a sudden explosion of water being released. think nigeria falls. following that, is a convenient *pooooooot*.
when guys pee its.. like trickles of water? a weak tap? ahhahaa. n then following that is a few shakes n zip.
anyways here's the deal. after peeing, guys shake dry while girls blow dry. ... ... ...
dark secrets
try as he might he's unable to speak
he grabs her by the hair, he strokes her on the cheek
the bed is unmade like everything is
dark little heaven at the top of the stairs
take me like that, ruin it all
then build it again by the light in the hall
he drops to his knees says please my love, please
i'll kill who you hate, take off that dress, you won't freeze
one more night, that was a good one
one more night, i dreamed it was a good one
one more, one more night, that was a good one
one more night, the end should be a good one
a good one
he starts with her back cause that's what he sees
when she's breaking his heart she still fucks like a tease
release to the sky, look him straight in the eye
and tell him that now, that you wish he would die
you'll never touch him again so get what you can
leaving him empty just because he's a man
so good when it ends, they'll never be friends
one more night, that's all they can spend
one more night, that was a good one
one more night, i dreamed it was a good one
one more, one more night, that was a good one
one more night, the end should be a good one
a good one
stars - one more night
21 year OLD huiwen
Happy Birthday To You!
lucky 4 years
its been an amazing 4 years. a roller coaster ride. one which i enjoyed overall. full of smiles n tears. laughter n pain. we've been thru so much n now there's one year left to test our endurance. we'll make it..
u know i love you.. happy 4 years baby.
ahhh squish them!
